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Message: I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm b*tching, great hair, the boys all love to stare...OMG!! he is HOTT!!...um...BRB!!
Submitted By: caitlin

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I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefor i am perfect.
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3.4/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless your pissed off because you were pissed on!...get it? got it? good! brb
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3.4/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: cutieecs
What's the difference between a duck?
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2.1/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: PWRVLN
Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
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3.7/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Bendrix
You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
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3.6/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: joejoeblow18
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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3.4/5 (116 votes)

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I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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1.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
Think about this-
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?
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3.5/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
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3.5/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: i dunno
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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3.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
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3.8/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: Optimize
No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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1.8/5 (106 votes)

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