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Category: Spring
Message: I am outside.....u should go too
Submitted By: SEXYsoftball8563

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Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
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You wore that same outfit the day after yesterday....do not tell me NO...
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How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?
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Think everyone's flawless? Just imagine the person you think is most perfect taking a crap.
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Submitted by: Anonymous
I have only one question for you... How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?
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If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?
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Submitted by: alln1dream
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call, and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
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Submitted by: Z
Chicken: The only thing you can eat before its born and after...
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3.7/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: chels
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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