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Category: DoNotDisturb
Message: Can't You see my Do Not Disturb sign? It says Do Not Disturb, but since now that you've disturbed a disturbing person your never going to want to disturb me again.
Submitted By: SkReAmLeSsNaMe

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Have you ever wondered about mimes? like when they sware, do their parents make them wash their hands, or was their mouth out with soap?
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3.1/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: ikeandmike444
While I am away, please answer these questions for me:
 1. How tall is a china man?
 2. How long is a piece of string?
 3. What color am I thinking of between 1 and 43?
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Kiki318
You know your insane when you can hear mimes talk......
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3.5/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: StEpHsPoNgE
If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2? It should be #1?
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3.6/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Guesswho89U
Aren't we all really just naked people under our clothes?
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3.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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2.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
Right now, I could be here, or I could be away. Hey, this is great. I could be here, sitting here laughing at your stupidity for thinking that I am not here, or I could be away really doing something. HAHA! I LOVE THE POWER! I could be sitting here right now, laughing my head off at you, because you think I'm your friend and just am not here. hey, wait a second. you could be some loser. If this is you, go away.

HEY, I SAID GO AWAY!!!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. Well, anyway, you'll just have to wait until I get back to tell you... haha, I love it
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2.9/5 (83 votes)

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If I was walking down the street with a rhino, and the turkey said, "quack", what would the chicken be doing?
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2.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

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What's the Sound of one hand clapping?
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2.8/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: MidnightsChild 17
Why do people pick their nose?
Why do some have hairy toes?
Why do fat people take up two seats?
Why don't some change their sheets?
Why do mimes do what they do?
Why am I not talking to you?
.....Somethings in life we are just not meant to know....
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3.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Ames
Whats up? I'm not here right now so leave me a message....never mind don't...ok fine do....no don't....do..don't..do..don't..do..I cant make up my mind..so don't ...or do...
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2.1/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: omar91us

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