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If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?
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Submitted by: JasonPaul |
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If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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Submitted by: dscheercutie23 |
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When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
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Submitted by: Zteen3 |
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"It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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3.1/5 (66 votes)
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Submitted by: DemonOfSpeed88 |
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It only takes a second to realize sitting at your computer "too" long makes you a loser, so you get up and find something to do, until you get bored and come back to your computer anyway.
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Submitted by: Z |
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Things for %n to ponder while I am gone:1.Is it really fun to Wang Chung?2.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?3.Why are you reading an AWAY message?Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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3.0/5 (64 votes)
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Submitted by: Gabbie1174 |
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I doubt therefore I might be.
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Why do croutons come in an air tight package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
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Submitted by: sasquatch08344 |
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If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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Did you know that race car spelled backwards is still racecar?
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Submitted by: trupirateatheart |
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Hey? Didn't you IM me the day after yesterday?
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I can keep an idiot busy. Don't think so? Well, think of it this way,
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Submitted by: Sanitysgstd099 |
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