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Category: Food
Message: I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
Submitted By: crewchic28

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If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
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3.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: BIG ol AL12
How can you miss you...if I don't go away?
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. Which one of the 3 are you?
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Submitted by: PLC21990
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
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2.9/5 (57 votes)

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If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?
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3.0/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: cutie
If all the colors were mixed together it becomes white....so how do you get the colors to come back?
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

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If Your parents had never had children then it's very unlikely that you will.
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3.7/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Fussybritches862
Hey....I am not here because I am there...wait I am here! So....where am I? Well just leave a message I'll figure this out.....hmmmmmmmmmm
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2.1/5 (56 votes)

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Ya know this is kinda like blocking everyone in one foul swoop!
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2.7/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bobby
Time flies when you're having fun... hot dog flies when you sqeeze the bun :-D
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: gigglewithjane
Do not speak unless you can improve the silence...
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3.4/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Jess Da
Never do today what you can put off until tommorow, but today is yesterday's tommorow. So what do you do now?
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3.5/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: DrkJstrXxX

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