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Message: I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Submitted By: Cutelilme

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Is it tuna or chicken?
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: kbsox20115867
If I be, I be, and if you be, you be, then who be he be?
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

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If someone drowns in water, what is it called when a fish dies from bein outta the water? hmmm, get back to me on that
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2.7/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: giggles247
I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.
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2.0/5 (52 votes)

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I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You are there, at your computer. Staring at me.
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2.8/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: cassi121789
To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.
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3.4/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: thedavid06
If we use our dirty hands to cleanse our bodies with soap, does that do the job?
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Ambient Curve
Ok. Now I'm sure everyone has heard of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword". But I've been thinking. If you get into a sword fight with someone and you use a pen, you're more than likely to get an arm cut off, and if you try to write with a sword, the letters will come out all misformed and the paper will get shredded into teeny little bits...
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: unclekrackerfan4
It is never tomarrow, it's always today!
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2.5/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: BiteMe
Do you like my away message? I mean, that's the only reason why you just instant messaged me right? Because I'm away?
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2.2/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
When you look on your buddy list and see that someone has the symbol for an away message why do you always have to check and see what their away message is?
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3.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: sexybethy
If your rowing in a conoe, and you loose an ore in the couch, than how many cats does it take to build a doghouse?
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2.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: kml2hot4u

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