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Message: There was a camel and an elephant talking. The elephant started to laugh and said "HA... you have boobs on your back!" the camel looked at him and said "Ya... thats really funny coming from someone with a dick on their face."
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Life is like that...sad and blue. When you see the sky raining it's me crying for you.
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Submitted by: SexYEyz112
There is more to life than being really really Ridiculously good looking -Zoolander
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Submitted by: Sweaty
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't let people be reckless with yours.
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get. -Forest Gump
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Submitted by: chocolatequeen
"At the store, they have one-hundred-percent recycled toilet paper," Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper."
-Fight Club
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"Never let your schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain
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Submitted by: Zaroff
"to live is to suffer...to survive is to find meaning in the suffering:...DMX
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Submitted by: tibey248
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
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Submitted by: kodrag
"Love is like oxygen, love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love" -Christian from Moulin Rouge-
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Submitted by: greenf
Time waits for no one.
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Submitted by: Ezekiel
"Fate only takes you so far, because once you get there, it's up to you to make things happen." -Can't Hardly Wait
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Roads are a suggestion, Marge. Just like pants.- Homer
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