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Category: Christmas
Message: Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
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"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is- never try." -Homer Simpson
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3.3/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: FXy rZy P
Some of us are not found but yet make inredible actions and statements , but the ones that are found have made A action or statement have only made one of those actions or statements while the rest of us have to sit by and watch while we do these things everyday... - n0t found yet
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3.2/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: ..n0t found yet.
"I wish I could quit you."
~Jack, Brokeback Mountain~
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3.2/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: xobrokenheartxo
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
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3.1/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: unknown
"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure"-- Dan Quayle
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3.1/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: DoogieMD9911
"We as children of God have been transformed and made anew by the miracle of regeneration."Quote from A Divine Relelation of Heaven by Mary K. Baxter
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: ColorGuardChic07
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!"
~The Replacements
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Seminole500
"those without strong will can easily be turned to evil."
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3.1/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Purplekitty_13
Momma said life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get!
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3.0/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: Cookiesgal14
woman: "Sir, you are very drunk tonight."man: "Ma'am, you are very ugly tonight, but in the morning I shall be sober...and you will still be ugly!" so im away ~Winston Churchill
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3.0/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: person
Music is the essence of life, life is the essence of music.-Zoolander
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: muddluver2
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime. - Anonymous
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2.9/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Zaroff

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