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Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone.
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Only the dead have seen the end of war. -Plato
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Submitted by: ManofShadowz |
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In life, when you fall on your face you are still moving forward.
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Submitted by: eclemente |
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Someone told me to make up my mind..... its been a while and my lipstick is smudging!
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Submitted by: Michelle |
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"Take a stand against crime...shoot back."
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Submitted by: ? |
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Momma said life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get!
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Submitted by: Cookiesgal14 |
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Make your own footsteps..don't follow in others!
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Submitted by: Me! |
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"Love is like oxygen, love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love" -Christian from Moulin Rouge-
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Submitted by: greenf |
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Never argue with an idiot, they always bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Submitted by: pugzsbestfriend |
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"Fate only takes you so far, because once you get there, it's up to you to make things happen." -Can't Hardly Wait
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Roads are a suggestion, Marge. Just like pants.- Homer
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3.8/5 (127 votes)
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Submitted by: snozzerbum |
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