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Message: Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
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"Son, I'm not going to lie to ya. You're as dumb as a mule & twice as ugly. If a strange man pffers you a ride- I say take it!" -Grandpa Simpson
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"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is- never try." -Homer Simpson
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Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
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Submitted by: braindead564
"here's my philosophy on dating. it's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on...and it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other." -Brooke Davis
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"to live is to suffer...to survive is to find meaning in the suffering:...DMX
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Submitted by: tibey248
Life is like that...sad and blue. When you see the sky raining it's me crying for you.
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Submitted by: SexYEyz112
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get. -Forest Gump
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Submitted by: chocolatequeen
"At the store, they have one-hundred-percent recycled toilet paper," Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper."
-Fight Club
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Submitted by: ncjon118
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they will feel all day.
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"Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting."
-Mother Theresa
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"I need a boy like you like a hole in my head!!" (Dixie Chicks)
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Submitted by: LadyArwen85
"Never let your schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain
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