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Category: Drinking
Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Submitted By: IndigoFlo

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Remember M Remember E Put them together and remember ME
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2.4/5 (322 votes)

Submitted by: Esmith9083
Its ok to kiss a fool,
Its ok to let a fool kiss you,
But never ever let a kiss fool you.
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4.0/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: sk8rs04
It's OK to kiss a fool It's OK to let a fool kiss you
But NEVER let a kiss fool you.....
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3.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: WildCat8866
Treat me like an angel and I'll show you heaven.
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3.7/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: lovehurts
Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
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4.1/5 (630 votes)

Submitted by: lovebug
**When I wish upon a star** **I wish for you**
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3.0/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: ariesstar4
Our love is like the wind...We can't see it, but we can feel it.
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4.0/5 (317 votes)

Submitted by: ?
I'll be forever yours...right now doesn't count.
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2.9/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: mystikangel517
~*~ your love is so strong that it blows me away~*~
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3.1/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: Faith17777
I have fallen in love and I can't get out of it... I'll be back if I get out anytime soon!
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3.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Chelsea mc 02
15 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
48 hours of labor
and a baby with no last name
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3.8/5 (656 votes)

Submitted by: nessa
Star Light Star Bright where the heck is Mr. Right?
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3.5/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: Luvs2cheer980

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