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Message: Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
Submitted By: SexyAngel15253

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Dirty boys need to take a shower...dirty girls need to stop thinkin about me while im in there.
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4.1/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
In a very important meeting with Mr. Bubbles. If you interrupt our meeting, my bodyguard, Mr. Razor knows where you live!
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4.0/5 (339 votes)

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I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"
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4.0/5 (903 votes)

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm taking a shower,
so I don't smell like you
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4.0/5 (397 votes)

Submitted by: oakridgegal153
I'm in the shower right now. Dont get any ideas, I charge for stuff like that. ;-)
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3.8/5 (827 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
IM HOT, IM WET, IM NAKED, & ITS PRETTY STEAMY IN HERE....
and I'm takin a shower, you pervert!!!
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3.8/5 (1907 votes)

Submitted by: ashliz8701
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too!
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3.8/5 (758 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
In a meeting with Mr. Bubbles. He is the CEO of Showers INC. We are determining whether of not Mrs. Conditioner is worthy of retiring. Do NOT interrupt us!
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3.8/5 (358 votes)

Submitted by: eatmorechiken678
Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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3.7/5 (589 votes)

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.
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3.7/5 (1567 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house.
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3.7/5 (580 votes)

Submitted by: Hendricks488
Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back!
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3.7/5 (973 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly***

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