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Category: BabySitting
Message: Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
Submitted By: someoneudontknow

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Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky?;-)
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3.7/5 (655 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is??? Mine's gettin all wet and nakie with me, lucky ducky huh?
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3.7/5 (525 votes)

Submitted by: delphianseraphim
Be back later.. I got a date with my rubber ducky!
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3.7/5 (465 votes)

Submitted by: xoxo4eva
I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER.
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3.7/5 (577 votes)

Submitted by: xxriff raff87xx
Washing away yesterday. Cleansing for today
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3.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: xfairyprincessx9
Save water for Nemo...Shower With Me!
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3.7/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: sammich10
In the shower and damnit %n quit trying to open the door!
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3.6/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Dont waste water; Shower with me!!
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3.6/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: Ilyse
Taking a shower.. If you want to view a live webcam broadcast
Click Here



U ARE SICK IF U THOUGHT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THAT!!!!!!
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3.6/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: bvablond020
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in the shower, wanna come too?
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3.6/5 (145 votes)

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In the shower....Think clean thoughts...Grab a washcloth and come on in...
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3.6/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: NJzChula4u
I wish one of those herbal boys come and wash my hair!!!
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3.5/5 (254 votes)

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