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Category: Poem
Message: You kissed me then dissed me,
But now you say you miss me,
You used me, confused me,
But you don't wanna lose me,
You Don't talk to me,
You Don't acknowledge me anymore,
I'm just another score
Submitted By: kittie7421

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I'm taking a shower with Mr. Razor, Miss Shampoo, Mr. Conditioner, and Baby Soap. Can you guess whos missing? ;)
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3.4/5 (241 votes)

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Taking a shower...... I had to, the neighbors were starting to complain. :/
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3.4/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: pheobe424
Roses are dead,mainly due to you.I'm taking a shower,while you smell like poo.
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: MagnusKing
Hey guys im in the shower...wanna join?...call 1-800-YOU-WISH! ;-)
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: XLilHottie0069x
I'm in the shower... and your not invited!;-)
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3.3/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: corey
Rub a dub dub party in my bathtub!
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

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Oops! There goes my shirt over my head, ooh my! Oops there goes my skirt dropin to my feet, ooh my! I'm in the shower...
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: Daddysrdhdprncss
Hey I'm in the shower....It's kinda boring just singin' by myself so if you're a hottie come join me so we can make beautiful music together!
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3.2/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: CllgeGrl4u2nV
Mr Bubbles and I are engaging in a important bubble bath meeting, so leave me somethin and I'll get back to ya. . . o ya and I know you wish you were Mr bubbles
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3.2/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: XoXoTEXASsweetyXoXo
Frolicking in the shower with midgets...be back when they're done washing me!
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3.2/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: Carter1214
Its time to go get a little wet and wild!!
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3.2/5 (81 votes)

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YODA STYLE!! Showering I am. Join me you will? Fun it will be! =D
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3.1/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: funyuns14

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