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Something smells really bad....oh, its me.
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Submitted by: psychojohn10 |
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Hey %n! I'm rub a dub dubbin so I can be fresh and clean clean, so leave a message.
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2.5/5 (48 votes)
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Submitted by: Nmr1sexythang |
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I'm gettin nakey ;)
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2.4/5 (114 votes)
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Submitted by: StephBGSU1 |
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Rub adub dub %n is in the tub!:)
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2.4/5 (51 votes)
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Submitted by: Shana346 |
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Sorry, I'm not here right now.. Do re mi fa sol la ti do!!! I'm singing in the shower. (duh!)
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2.4/5 (73 votes)
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Submitted by: Candy4Me123 |
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Im in the shower right now! ill b back when im done!! Oh, By the way %n, u smell, take a shower but dont join me! Thanx!
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2.3/5 (64 votes)
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Submitted by: HeavnzDevl666 |
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You know that smelly sweaty stuff you always smell like? ... Well I'm washing mine off! Leave me a message!
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2.3/5 (58 votes)
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Submitted by: Sugar Pie4169 |
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Take my advice, take a shower everyday, and you'll smell fresh like me :-).
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2.1/5 (70 votes)
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Submitted by: MandaK234 |
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Im in the shower... I'M NAKED!!!!
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2.0/5 (93 votes)
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Submitted by: WaveBoarder03 |
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...The average human uses 10,000 gallons of water a day for personal use...
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1.9/5 (120 votes)
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Submitted by: Blinkchic315 |
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My razor is shaving me right now. He'll be back when he's done. As for me I'm hoppin in the shower afterward. Not that you care.
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1.8/5 (76 votes)
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Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39 |
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You smell pretty...bad!
It's called you NEED a shower!
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1.8/5 (55 votes)
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Submitted by: Tyler Henson |
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