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Category: Romance
Message: A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "you are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
Submitted By: sarah

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Hey guys im in the shower...wanna join?...call 1-800-YOU-WISH! ;-)
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: XLilHottie0069x
I wish one of those herbal boys come and wash my hair!!!
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3.5/5 (254 votes)

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In the shower and damnit %n quit trying to open the door!
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3.6/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Dont waste water; Shower with me!!
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3.6/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: Ilyse
Taking a shower.. If you want to view a live webcam broadcast
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U ARE SICK IF U THOUGHT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THAT!!!!!!
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3.6/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: bvablond020
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in the shower, wanna come too?
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3.6/5 (145 votes)

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In the shower....Think clean thoughts...Grab a washcloth and come on in...
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3.6/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: NJzChula4u
Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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3.7/5 (589 votes)

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.
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3.7/5 (1567 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house.
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3.7/5 (580 votes)

Submitted by: Hendricks488
Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back!
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3.7/5 (973 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly***
Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky?;-)
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3.7/5 (655 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife

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