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Message: I woke early one morning,The Earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill,He sang a song so lovely so carefree and so gay,That slowly all my troubles began to slip away.He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun,It seemed his very trilling,brought up the morning sun.I stirred beneath the covers crept slowly out of bed,Then gently shut the window And crushed his f**king head.IM NOT A MORNING PERSON
Submitted By: thats humongus

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...The average human uses 10,000 gallons of water a day for personal use...
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Submitted by: Blinkchic315
Im in the shower right now! ill b back when im done!! Oh, By the way %n, u smell, take a shower but dont join me! Thanx!
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Submitted by: HeavnzDevl666
Hey..I'm in the shower w/ %n anyone else wanna join? ;)
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: YeahOK
My razor is shaving me right now. He'll be back when he's done. As for me I'm hoppin in the shower afterward. Not that you care.
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1.8/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
Shower!! WANNA JOIN ME??? Well call me and we can talk about the FEE!!
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2.9/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: Emacker99
Hey guys im in the shower...wanna join?...call 1-800-YOU-WISH! ;-)
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: XLilHottie0069x
It's gettin hot in here..so take off all your clothes..so %n get your ass in the shower with me!!:-*
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2.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: ash and meg
I'm wet and naked right now....it's showertime!!
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2.7/5 (61 votes)

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Yep...It's that time of the year again...I'm in the shower! Leave a message.
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3.0/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: EvilCheeto8
It's gettin hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes, I am gettin so hot, I'm gonna take a shower
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3.0/5 (136 votes)

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Hey I'm in the shower....It's kinda boring just singin' by myself so if you're a hottie come join me so we can make beautiful music together!
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3.2/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: CllgeGrl4u2nV
Hey %n I am in the shower doing my thing... IM me another time, or if you want to come over my house and join me? I wouldn't mind!
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: TMX20

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