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Message: I'm out like stink after febreeze...
Submitted By: SuzaDel415

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Sorry, I'm not here right now.. Do re mi fa sol la ti do!!! I'm singing in the shower. (duh!)
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
It getin hot in herrrrrrrrrrrre! So I'll take off all my clothes! Under one condition your not in herrrrrrrrrrre! You perve I was only singing in the shower! Get out before you actually see something you like.
  • Currently 2.69/5
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2.7/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: April
I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER.
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3.7/5 (577 votes)

Submitted by: xxriff raff87xx
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too!
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (759 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
I'm giving my wall a wet and hot strip show... leave a message and I'll be back when it pays me.
  • Currently 2.97/5
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: qscesz87
Rubber ducky your the one you make bathtime so much----Hey who's there...AAHH, jease! %n you SCARED ME! Hey what are you doing here? GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER U PERV!
  • Currently 3.06/5
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3.1/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: hailslimshady
I'm HOT, I'm NAKED, I'm RUBBING myself down ....... in the shower!!!
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Kelli
Bathroom+Tub+Water+Me-Clothes=Shower
If Your To Dumb To To Notice Im In The Shower.
  • Currently 3.04/5
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3.0/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: serenity06981
Whoever says they never pee'd in the shower, is a god damn liar! Have you %n?
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2.9/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: LokiTheStoner
(to the music of big pimpin)big showerin washin' my feetI be big showerin' with S-O-A-P!
  • Currently 3.09/5
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3.1/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: zoe452
You know that smelly sweaty stuff you always smell like? ... Well I'm washing mine off! Leave me a message!
  • Currently 2.29/5
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2.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Sugar Pie4169
I wish one of those herbal boys come and wash my hair!!!
  • Currently 3.55/5
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3.5/5 (254 votes)

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