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Category: Funny
Message: Suicide Hotline... please hold
Submitted By: VMan25bv

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Hello %n, I'm away having an organic experience with the herbal essences bottle so leave me a message and I'll get back to you when the herbal essences boys are done serenading me!
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2.7/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: liltinkerbell716
Showering. You know when you take a wash cloth put on some soap and water, rub the wash cloth all over the body and then rinse your body off. But then again some people don't know what the words soap and water means. Aint that true.
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: godsgurl13579
Hey %n! I'm rub a dub dubbin so I can be fresh and clean clean, so leave a message.
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2.5/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: Nmr1sexythang
i'm gettin zest fully clean!
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2.6/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: phunkychicken
.........hot...............steamy...........in the shower, brb
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2.6/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: person who cares
Rub adub dub %n is in the tub!:)
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2.4/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Shana346
Hi, I am in the shower right now! Wish %n could join me ;-) Be back later!
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2.7/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Something smells really bad....oh, its me.
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2.5/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: psychojohn10
I'm getting wet and wild... in the shower!!
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2.7/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
Rubber Ducky your the one, You make bath time so much FUN!(If you don't get the picture i'm in the shower!)
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

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Hey..I'm in the shower w/ %n anyone else wanna join? ;)
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: YeahOK
You smell pretty...bad!
It's called you NEED a shower!
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1.8/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson

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