AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Friendship
Message: I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
Submitted By: HaCkErS

Search

Shower Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
IM HOT, IM WET, IM NAKED, & ITS PRETTY STEAMY IN HERE....
and I'm takin a shower, you pervert!!!
  • Currently 3.78/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.8/5 (1907 votes)

Submitted by: ashliz8701
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.
  • Currently 3.72/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (1567 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back!
  • Currently 3.69/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (973 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly***
I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"
  • Currently 4.03/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
4.0/5 (903 votes)

Submitted by: 
I'm in the shower right now. Dont get any ideas, I charge for stuff like that. ;-)
  • Currently 3.76/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.8/5 (827 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too!
  • Currently 3.82/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.8/5 (759 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky?;-)
  • Currently 3.74/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (655 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
Dont waste water; Shower with me!!
  • Currently 3.63/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.6/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: Ilyse
Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
  • Currently 3.68/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (589 votes)

Submitted by: 
Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house.
  • Currently 3.67/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (580 votes)

Submitted by: Hendricks488
I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER.
  • Currently 3.72/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (577 votes)

Submitted by: xxriff raff87xx
It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is??? Mine's gettin all wet and nakie with me, lucky ducky huh?
  • Currently 3.74/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (525 votes)

Submitted by: delphianseraphim

 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2018 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)