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Category: HarryPotter
Message: The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder. -Sirius Black
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Be back later.. I got a date with my rubber ducky!
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3.7/5 (465 votes)

Submitted by: xoxo4eva
Taking a shower.. If you want to view a live webcam broadcast
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U ARE SICK IF U THOUGHT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THAT!!!!!!
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3.6/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: bvablond020
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm taking a shower,
so I don't smell like you
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4.0/5 (397 votes)

Submitted by: oakridgegal153
In a meeting with Mr. Bubbles. He is the CEO of Showers INC. We are determining whether of not Mrs. Conditioner is worthy of retiring. Do NOT interrupt us!
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3.8/5 (359 votes)

Submitted by: eatmorechiken678
In a very important meeting with Mr. Bubbles. If you interrupt our meeting, my bodyguard, Mr. Razor knows where you live!
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4.0/5 (339 votes)

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Dirty boys need to take a shower...dirty girls need to stop thinkin about me while im in there.
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4.1/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
In the shower and damnit %n quit trying to open the door!
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Roses are dead,mainly due to you.I'm taking a shower,while you smell like poo.
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: MagnusKing
Hey guys im in the shower...wanna join?...call 1-800-YOU-WISH! ;-)
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: XLilHottie0069x
I wish one of those herbal boys come and wash my hair!!!
  • Currently 3.55/5
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3.5/5 (254 votes)

Submitted by: .....
I'm taking a shower with Mr. Razor, Miss Shampoo, Mr. Conditioner, and Baby Soap. Can you guess whos missing? ;)
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3.4/5 (241 votes)

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Save water for Nemo...Shower With Me!
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3.7/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: sammich10

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