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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: What did the blind lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Blind Lady: Hey! Get away from my sun!
Submitted By: AznShadowAbc123

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Not Feeling Well - Sick Away Messages

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I'm coughing my brains out. I'll be back once I've stopped losing my body fluids all over a tissue!
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2.8/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: EnthENd99421
~*Sick*~
Call or leave some to make me feel better
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2.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: jess
Remember; There always has to be "ick" in "sick" :-/
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2.7/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: o0okelso0o
I'd rather throw up than be talking to you...actually, I have already...
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2.7/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: addt2dangel
Im Sick.. Go away
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2.6/5 (85 votes)

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Billy's mom wouldn't let him say "crap", so he said "cow". But then she'd yell at him when he said "cow", because she knew he meant "crap".
I am sick and and I fell like "cow".
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2.6/5 (102 votes)

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I'm either taking my temperature, taking medicine, sleeping, or puking in other words I'm sick
  • Currently 2.33/5
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2.3/5 (55 votes)

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I don't remember eating that! Yucky I'm sick leave a message.
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2.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
* ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?!
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2.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: ThEcLuElEsScHiC
Cough cough I'm so sick which stinks but I look at it this way, I get to miss a day of school!
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1.9/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: lilhoppinbunny87
I'm sick. Wish you were in as bad as a condition as me :-P
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1.9/5 (63 votes)

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