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Category: Annoying
Message: I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.
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Cough cough I'm so sick which stinks but I look at it this way, I get to miss a day of school!
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1.9/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: lilhoppinbunny87
I'm sick. Wish you were in as bad as a condition as me :-P
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1.9/5 (63 votes)

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I don't remember eating that! Yucky I'm sick leave a message.
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2.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
* ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?!
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2.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: ThEcLuElEsScHiC
I'm either taking my temperature, taking medicine, sleeping, or puking in other words I'm sick
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2.3/5 (55 votes)

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Im Sick.. Go away
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2.6/5 (85 votes)

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Billy's mom wouldn't let him say "crap", so he said "cow". But then she'd yell at him when he said "cow", because she knew he meant "crap".
I am sick and and I fell like "cow".
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2.6/5 (102 votes)

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Remember; There always has to be "ick" in "sick" :-/
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2.7/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: o0okelso0o
I'd rather throw up than be talking to you...actually, I have already...
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2.7/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: addt2dangel
I'm coughing my brains out. I'll be back once I've stopped losing my body fluids all over a tissue!
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2.8/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: EnthENd99421
~*Sick*~
Call or leave some to make me feel better
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2.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: jess
I'm obviously online because I'm home. I'm obviously home because I'm sick. I'm obviously sick so I'm resting. I'm obviously resting so leave one.
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2.9/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: XoCheerChick03oX

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