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Category: Christmas
Message: If Santa knows when you are sleeping,
If he knows when you are awake,
And if he knows when you've been bad or good,
Does he know when you are going to the bathroom?
Submitted By: YankeeBoy

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Not Feeling Well - Sick Away Messages

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I am at home
you are at school
I am feeling lousy
you are feeling great
I am lying on the couch watching TV
you are at your desk doing your work
I am eating toast and soup
you are eating cafeteria food
I don't have to do homework
you have to do tons.
Geez it pays off sometimes to be sick.
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3.9/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: sick queen
SICK! :-\Coughing like a 90 year old chain smoker and Sniffin like a cocaine addict!!! ahh. I want bed!
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3.8/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: lambeach16
I'm home sick. I feel like crap. Forget AIM. I'm going to nap.
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3.8/5 (141 votes)

Submitted by: lalababa
I'm either coughing, barfing, fainting, sleeping, sneezing, watching tv, or just faking not going to school, you decide wich one...
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3.7/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: pleeseeatmeso
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm sick you idiot
So I can't talk to you.
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3.9/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: SuperBunny
Im not feeling well right now, but......if you come over and give me one of your kisses I might feel better.
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3.7/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: LLM
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED
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3.4/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: XxLoSeRxLoVexX
Billy's mom wouldn't let him say "crap", so he said "cow". But then she'd yell at him when he said "cow", because she knew he meant "crap".
I am sick and and I fell like "cow".
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2.6/5 (102 votes)

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I am Sick. Wish you were here with me to comfort me :-*
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3.1/5 (85 votes)

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Im Sick.. Go away
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2.6/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: 
* ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?!
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2.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: ThEcLuElEsScHiC
I'm feeling very sick right now. If you need me send a message and some medicine please... :-X
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3.1/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: crazypigluvr

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