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Message: 10 things I hate about you.. 1.I hate it when your mad at me. 2.I hate the way you look at me. 3.I hate the way you care for me. 4.I hate the way you love me. 5.I hate the way hold me. 6.I hate the way you laugh with me. 7.I hate the way you talk to me. 8.I hate the way you say forever. 9.I hate the way you stay with me. 10.But most of all I hate it wishing you were there.
Submitted By: Mini One13

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Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
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3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56
Save the trees, eat more beavers!
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3.2/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
I'm wet.. not like that ya perve... brb... spilled my drink!
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3.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: nikkers968907
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
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2.1/5 (915 votes)

Submitted by: FuzzyBunnie24



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