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Category: Geek
Message: It's merely symptomatic of our post modern on ways, there are no obsolutes, unless you percieve our world as meaningless, when it's really your own freedom you detain.....when you figure out what this means...I MIGHT..get back to you
Submitted By: Mikeyikerz

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I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
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2.1/5 (915 votes)

Submitted by: FuzzyBunnie24
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Suck Suck Suck Suck.. I'm eating a lollipop you pervert.....Lata
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3.2/5 (815 votes)

Submitted by: Ghettobty747
Be right back...take your pants off stay awile ;)
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3.2/5 (562 votes)

Submitted by: Briandrcy1
My mouse vibrates, but I dont think it goes there...
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3.2/5 (453 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
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3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56

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