AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Ponder
Message: Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
Submitted By: yourmama10

Search

Sick Humor Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
My mouse vibrates, but I dont think it goes there...
  • Currently 3.21/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (453 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
  • Currently 2.83/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
  • Currently 2.90/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Save the trees, eat more beavers!
  • Currently 3.19/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
Friends are like condoms they protect you when things get hard....And Right now Im using my friend to protect me!
  • Currently 3.53/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.5/5 (695 votes)

Submitted by: Cowgirl 101
Be right back...take your pants off stay awile ;)
  • Currently 3.19/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (562 votes)

Submitted by: Briandrcy1
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
  • Currently 2.55/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.6/5 (654 votes)

Submitted by: 
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
  • Currently 3.06/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
  • Currently 3.18/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56
Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply
  • Currently 3.83/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.8/5 (1724 votes)

Submitted by: CrAzEd'n'DaZeD
Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you dirty little boy or girl!!!
  • Currently 3.40/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.4/5 (1049 votes)

Submitted by: beverageboy12



©2002-2019 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)