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Category: Christmas
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I'm wet.. not like that ya perve... brb... spilled my drink!
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3.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: nikkers968907
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
Like a tampon says, see you next period.
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3.3/5 (326 votes)

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Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
My mouse vibrates, but I dont think it goes there...
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3.2/5 (453 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make yer BedRock!
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3.5/5 (553 votes)

Submitted by: Ryan123
Be right back...take your pants off stay awile ;)
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3.2/5 (562 votes)

Submitted by: Briandrcy1
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI

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