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Message: Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
Submitted By: ncjon118

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If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
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4.1/5 (217 votes)

Submitted by: klayguy
I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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4.0/5 (1506 votes)

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My dog thinks Iím crazy...be back when Iím done arguing with him.
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3.8/5 (778 votes)

Submitted by: pinpanther
*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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3.8/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: Roxychick56789
Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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3.7/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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3.6/5 (1033 votes)

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I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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3.5/5 (482 votes)

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If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man!
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3.5/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
I have things to see and people to do..Be back later
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3.4/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214
%n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you.
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3.4/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: hax0r
Some one help! Im being chased by 6 ducks that want my skittles! Ouch!!! theyre biting me! Sh*t they got the skittles........ buying a new pack.....
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3.2/5 (466 votes)

Submitted by: Lorenboo90
(Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them.
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3.1/5 (443 votes)

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