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Category: Idle
Message: Hello
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM IN IDLE RIGHT NOW?????
HOW COME YOU NEVER TALK TO ME WHEN I'm NOT IN IDLE
It just so happens you wait all day just for me to go in idle then you talk to me... GRRRRRR what is the matter with you?
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I am getting ready to stalk %n I will be back as soon as I get done.
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Submitted by: Jessika
%n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you.
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Submitted by: hax0r
Here am not I. Message leave a back and get I'll u to.Have I dislexia sorry. Nice have day a.
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