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Category: Valentines
Message: Love and friendship fills the air
People smiling and laughing everywhere
Each kiss costs a dime
So take a ticket and wait in line
Oh what a bore this day can be
I love you so much, can't you see!
You get a card that someone sends
Most people waiting for this day to end
Since they don't have one to admire
They sit at home and cry near the fire
Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses
The cold weather makes cherry red noses
Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent
And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
Submitted By: By Cat and Bri

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If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
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If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man!
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I've always wondered where babies come from. :-)
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Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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3.8/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: Roxychick56789
Jack : [sees monkey with medallion] "Monkey!" [runs after it]~potc~
"MONKIES!!!!!!!"*goes bananas*
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1.9/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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3.7/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Gangsta35
I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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2.8/5 (129 votes)

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ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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My dog thinks Iím crazy...be back when Iím done arguing with him.
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3.8/5 (778 votes)

Submitted by: pinpanther
A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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3.6/5 (1033 votes)

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