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Message: When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
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I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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4.0/5 (1506 votes)

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Waiter! there's a hair in my soup!That's not a hair just a crack in the bowl! :-)
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1.1/5 (1242 votes)

Submitted by: kellkel881
A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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3.6/5 (1033 votes)

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My dog thinks Iím crazy...be back when Iím done arguing with him.
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3.8/5 (778 votes)

Submitted by: pinpanther
I eat glue
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2.7/5 (767 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi050287
*~So with a touch of my hair~*
-*-And a twist of my hips-*-
.::. This lil angel .::.
*~Is gone with a kiss~*
********MWAH********
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3.0/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: SweetAngel7529
I have things to see and people to do..Be back later
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3.4/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214
I'm a cute little hunny, cute as can be, not even Nelly can ride with me.
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2.9/5 (515 votes)

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Here am not I. Message leave a back and get I'll u to.Have I dislexia sorry. Nice have day a.
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3.0/5 (487 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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3.5/5 (482 votes)

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%n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you.
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3.4/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: hax0r
Some one help! Im being chased by 6 ducks that want my skittles! Ouch!!! theyre biting me! Sh*t they got the skittles........ buying a new pack.....
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3.2/5 (466 votes)

Submitted by: Lorenboo90

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