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Message: I wanna be like Barbie, a pink car, Hot guy, tons of friends . . .Damn that b*tch got everything! I am off trying to fulfill my dream of being Barbie.
Submitted By: Mollerz

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I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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4.0/5 (1506 votes)

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Waiter! there's a hair in my soup!That's not a hair just a crack in the bowl! :-)
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1.1/5 (1242 votes)

Submitted by: kellkel881
A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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3.6/5 (1033 votes)

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My dog thinks Iím crazy...be back when Iím done arguing with him.
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3.8/5 (778 votes)

Submitted by: pinpanther
I eat glue
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2.7/5 (767 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi050287
*~So with a touch of my hair~*
-*-And a twist of my hips-*-
.::. This lil angel .::.
*~Is gone with a kiss~*
********MWAH********
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3.0/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: SweetAngel7529
I have things to see and people to do..Be back later
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3.4/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214
I'm a cute little hunny, cute as can be, not even Nelly can ride with me.
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2.9/5 (515 votes)

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Here am not I. Message leave a back and get I'll u to.Have I dislexia sorry. Nice have day a.
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3.0/5 (487 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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3.5/5 (482 votes)

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%n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you.
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3.4/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: hax0r
Some one help! Im being chased by 6 ducks that want my skittles! Ouch!!! theyre biting me! Sh*t they got the skittles........ buying a new pack.....
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3.2/5 (466 votes)

Submitted by: Lorenboo90

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