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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Submitted By: Dazd N Confuzd

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Doing the best thing in bed...well the second best thing. ;)
Sleep.
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4.0/5 (429 votes)

Submitted by: :)
I only know 1 letter of the alphabet at the moment..and thats... ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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3.4/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: dadorkyangel
Sleeeeeeeeping...sssshhhh! OR YOU'LL WAKE THE DAMN BIRDS!
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: lionlover22
If im asleep im counting sheep, if im true, im thinkin' bout you.
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2.1/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: pinkoholic000
*sleeping**hears a noise**wakes up* oh damn! its only u!! Don't leave me a message UNLESS your Will Turner (or Orlando Bloom) *goes back to dreaming about Will Turner*
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2.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.
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4.0/5 (734 votes)

Submitted by: elmerglue3712
My god %n.........its %t........are you an insomniac or something???? Go catch up on your Z's!!!
Good Night!
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3.7/5 (83 votes)

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Mattress, pillow, and blankets...sounds good...now all I need is a guy!
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3.6/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: cchhiekl9d2
Out like a light ~!~ nighty~night ~!~
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: showstopper247
You're in my nightmares and my dreams,
still you are the only thing I need.
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3.0/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Shhhh!!!!!!! My pillow is sleeping...
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2.6/5 (58 votes)

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I'm busy snuggling with %n!!
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

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