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Category: Christmas
Message: Christmas: that time of the year when the world of capitalism tries to convince you that the amount of money you spend is directly proportional to how much you love someone. Typically starts mid-October and ends with New Year's Day sales.
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Doing the best thing in bed...well the second best thing. ;)
Sleep.
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4.0/5 (430 votes)

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I only know 1 letter of the alphabet at the moment..and thats... ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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3.4/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: dadorkyangel
Sleeeeeeeeping...sssshhhh! OR YOU'LL WAKE THE DAMN BIRDS!
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: lionlover22
If im asleep im counting sheep, if im true, im thinkin' bout you.
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2.1/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: pinkoholic000
*sleeping**hears a noise**wakes up* oh damn! its only u!! Don't leave me a message UNLESS your Will Turner (or Orlando Bloom) *goes back to dreaming about Will Turner*
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2.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.
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4.0/5 (734 votes)

Submitted by: elmerglue3712
My god %n.........its %t........are you an insomniac or something???? Go catch up on your Z's!!!
Good Night!
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3.7/5 (83 votes)

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Mattress, pillow, and blankets...sounds good...now all I need is a guy!
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3.6/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: cchhiekl9d2
Out like a light ~!~ nighty~night ~!~
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: showstopper247
You're in my nightmares and my dreams,
still you are the only thing I need.
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3.0/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Shhhh!!!!!!! My pillow is sleeping...
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2.6/5 (58 votes)

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I'm busy snuggling with %n!!
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

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