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Message: Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
Submitted By: sethos

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QUARANTINE: The person you have attempted to reach is contaminated with Spring Fever. If you believe that you may have come in contact with this person or other sources of infection, consult a physician immediately. Symptoms include: restlessness, claustrophobia, and the desire to run outside screaming like a loon.
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3.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Jay
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Spring time is here,
why are you?
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2.4/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: ramz fan
April showers bring may flowers
but after he loved you for all those hours...
he went and loved her..
so..
april showers bring may flowers..
but only he will bring you powers..
to let your heart garden grow..
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2.6/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: amanda
Spring is here so I'm outside picking flowers and seeing if someone really loves me...
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3.6/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Lilsportychik432
"Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart."
-Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
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3.0/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: P-fly
Hey~ I am outside right now because it is supposed to be a nice day, or so people say. If I am back in 5 then they lied.
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3.3/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: dancegurl4eva
It's Spring time so go out and play and get off your computer!
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2.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Lilabar
April showers wash away heart breaks and may flowers give you an opportunity to bloom again. <3 Spring
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3.3/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: mchxOxO
"If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome."
-- Anne Dudley Bradstreet (1612-72), English-born Colonial poet
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2.7/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: P-fly
ACHOO! Damn Spring & Allergies! I went out to get some medicine for this hay fever. brb :cough: :cough:
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2.6/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: TeesMe
"The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. - from Fisherman's Luck"
-- Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)
He must have been from the Midwest. . .
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1.7/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: P-fly
"One good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs." -Lucy Maud Montgomery
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2.6/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: defrosted

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