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Message: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up my whole brain.
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If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense?
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4.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: JaySun13
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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4.1/5 (493 votes)

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43% of all statistics are useless
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4.0/5 (264 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab
430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
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Submitted by: CK8Flip
If you are one in a million, there are at least 100 ppl exactly like you in china
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3.9/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: littlejstymax
You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark.
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3.9/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: SaNcHu
If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent.
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3.9/5 (519 votes)

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It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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3.8/5 (291 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats!
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3.8/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
It is physically impossible to lick your elbow...
...75% of people who read this try to do it!
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3.8/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: Nicki031
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
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3.8/5 (152 votes)

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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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3.8/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02

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