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Message: I don't suffer from addiction to Billie Joe Armstrong........i enjoy every second of it!
....im off watching him on tv, I think my face is glued to the screen. this might take a while...........
Submitted By: GreendayObsessed

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It is physically impossible to lick your elbow...
...75% of people who read this try to do it!
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3.8/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: Nicki031
If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense?
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4.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: JaySun13
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
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3.5/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
50% of all statistics are wrong.
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2.8/5 (111 votes)

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If an infinite amount of mothers meddling in an infinite amount of teenagers lives knocked an infinite number of times on their teenagers door, they would produce the entire works of shakespeare - in morse code
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: grummzaire
Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions (That's probably what I'm doing right now);-)
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3.0/5 (169 votes)

Submitted by: Gorgeousmanda87
It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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3.8/5 (291 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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3.1/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
Every year, about 6,500 Americans are injured by their toilet seats.
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3.8/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: oooamaliusooo
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
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3.8/5 (152 votes)

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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4.1/5 (493 votes)

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