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Message: I seem to have wandered away from my computer. Maybe if you clap your hands really loudly, I'll hear you and come back! Didn't work? Try calling my cell . . .
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Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats!
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3.8/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world.
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: LilPiZimp53
3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1 5/4 of a second.
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2.7/5 (108 votes)

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You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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3.7/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Homer
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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3.8/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
7/5 th of all people do not understand fractions
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2.6/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: rkuczma15
84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: BlOnDiE911
90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination
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3.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: xxRoXyCutiePiExx
Did you know that 100% of you is reading this away message right now? :)
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1.6/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: VarsityBlues7385
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
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3.7/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds! No wonder we're paranoid!
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Laurie L 1039
The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10...
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3.0/5 (103 votes)

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