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Message: I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.
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Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats!
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3.8/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world.
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: LilPiZimp53
3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1 5/4 of a second.
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2.7/5 (108 votes)

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You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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3.7/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Homer
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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3.8/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
7/5 th of all people do not understand fractions
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2.6/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: rkuczma15
84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: BlOnDiE911
90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination
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3.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: xxRoXyCutiePiExx
Did you know that 100% of you is reading this away message right now? :)
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1.6/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: VarsityBlues7385
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
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3.7/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds! No wonder we're paranoid!
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Laurie L 1039
The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10...
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3.0/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: Gopens25



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