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Category: Shower
Message: Take my advice, take a shower everyday, and you'll smell fresh like me :-).
Submitted By: MandaK234

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Annoying Things To Do In Swimming Pool
*Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
*Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
*Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
*Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed
*Throw people's things into the pool.
*Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
*Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
right now theses rules are in effect
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3.9/5 (285 votes)

Submitted by: 50cent7
A-D-I-D-A-S
All day I dream about Summer
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: ilubsummer
I'm getting all hot and sweaty .... I'm out in the sun you perv!
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2.3/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: Jenni
I'm in paradise, The palm trees, the lovely ocean the sun in my hair!!!!!
In my back yard!!! IT'S SUMMER
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2.8/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: ChicityChic
Ok, what the heck are you doing sitting at home looking at your computer reading my away message which you know is pointless and means nothing to you. Get off your butt and meet me up at the pool, talk to ya there.
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2.9/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: BeachBlondey369
What's better than Summer??? ummmm lets think...... who cares!
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2.8/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: KMSchicka741
Too hot for the sun, too hot for the shade, all I know is I've got it made. It's summer time and I'm out havin fun! Sorry I gotta RUN!
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2.7/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: xxrockonsummerxx
Have fun in the sun and get laid in the shade!
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3.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: shadowplayer10
All day long just taking it easy,
Laying in a hammock where it's nice and breezy,
sleeping off the night before,
'Cause when the sun goes down we'll be back for more ~Summer '04
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3.7/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Hoover
Summer is the very best,
lots of time to sleep and rest,
having fun every day,
finding an excuse to go out and play,
getting sand between my toes,
feeling the cool breeze as it blows,
sneaking in and out of my house,
being as quiet as a mouse,
partying with all my friends,
wishing summer would never end.
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4.1/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: basketballqt772
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem - It's Summertime
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3.5/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: lxdawg
* Surfer guys * salty fries * hot sand * a real tan * days in the sun * night full of fun * summer flings * bumblebee stings * mini skirts * need I say more it's Summer 04'
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3.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: JlO

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