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Message: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
Submitted By: caitlin

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Super fun!
U don't got no Homework!
Must have fun!
Mostly HOT HOT HOT!
Everythings alright!
Ready for school? I don't think so!
Summer is Awsome SO ENJOY YOUR SELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Hey %n Did you hear what I just said?
GO and enjoy it!
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2.0/5 (50 votes)

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I'm outside Tanning.......But wait it is raining :-/
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2.8/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: LordFarquad7070
Summer times
summer days
oh those special times
to come out and play
Comes once a year
Then wait forever
But its back
The beautiful summer
sitting in the shade
drinking cool lemonade
hanging in the sun
Having lots of fun
Doing our thing
Till we scream
Late camp fires
Scary stories
Close together
This time it wont be boring
Cause the party is not gonna stop
Summer 04 is gonna rock
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3.4/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: yumi true&4eva
Summer Foolers, Ice Coolers
Blazing Sun, But still having Fun
Skating all day, Down by the Bay
Take a Break, It's Summer'04
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3.2/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: Recongurl250
I'm outside tanning! I can't seem to reach my back. Wanna help?
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2.6/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: double_bubble18
Sleeping in till one,
tanning in the sun.
meeting a lot of hott guys,
catching all those fireflies.
Sneaking in the window late,
Talking 'bout that awesome date.
Looking at the gorgeous sky,
Now its time to say goodbye.
Kissing goodnight on the rock,
Summer '04 gonna rock!!!!
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3.8/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: xXSummaMeGXx
No wonder why my eyes hurt every time I look at you.... you're so white I think I might go blind! It's summer... come on... go tanning!! oh, and for the record... it's free!!
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3.0/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: boymagnet07
SUMMER S is for sunny days at the beach!
U is for you can party all night long!
M is for making out with your boyfriend!
M is for making new friends!
E is for easy goin-no homework!
R is for ready to have the best summer ever!
  • Currently 2.18/5
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2.2/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: preppybabe1
* Surfer guys * salty fries * hot sand * a real tan * days in the sun * night full of fun * summer flings * bumblebee stings * mini skirts * need I say more it's Summer 04'
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3.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: JlO
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem - It's Summertime
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3.5/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: lxdawg
Summer is the very best,
lots of time to sleep and rest,
having fun every day,
finding an excuse to go out and play,
getting sand between my toes,
feeling the cool breeze as it blows,
sneaking in and out of my house,
being as quiet as a mouse,
partying with all my friends,
wishing summer would never end.
  • Currently 4.09/5
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4.1/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: basketballqt772
All day long just taking it easy,
Laying in a hammock where it's nice and breezy,
sleeping off the night before,
'Cause when the sun goes down we'll be back for more ~Summer '04
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3.7/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Hoover

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