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Message: If there's a cat in a river, and a monkey on your roof, will the time be 16:73? Or monkey?
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Have fun in the sun and get laid in the shade!
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3.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: shadowplayer10
Too hot for the sun, too hot for the shade, all I know is I've got it made. It's summer time and I'm out havin fun! Sorry I gotta RUN!
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2.7/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: xxrockonsummerxx
What's better than Summer??? ummmm lets think...... who cares!
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2.8/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: KMSchicka741
Ok, what the heck are you doing sitting at home looking at your computer reading my away message which you know is pointless and means nothing to you. Get off your butt and meet me up at the pool, talk to ya there.
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2.9/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: BeachBlondey369
I'm in paradise, The palm trees, the lovely ocean the sun in my hair!!!!!
In my back yard!!! IT'S SUMMER
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2.8/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: ChicityChic
I'm getting all hot and sweaty .... I'm out in the sun you perv!
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2.3/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: Jenni
A-D-I-D-A-S
All day I dream about Summer
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: ilubsummer
Annoying Things To Do In Swimming Pool
*Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
*Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
*Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
*Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed
*Throw people's things into the pool.
*Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
*Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
right now theses rules are in effect
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3.9/5 (285 votes)

Submitted by: 50cent7
Summer can suck badly sometimes. I mean sure, it's nice out and women are less clothed, but there's nothing to watch on TV.
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1.8/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Timmy
Have you ever noticed during the summer you completely forget about school...and you forget how to spell wurds?
whoopss....I mean words
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2.9/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: mary
Summer is hot, as if im not:-*...Summer is cool, like a pool...Summer is fun, stop being a bum!:)
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2.6/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Angel2Lp
Days are warm, nights are hazy, summer *04 is gunna be crazy
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3.6/5 (76 votes)

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