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Message: 10 things in golf that sound dirrty: 1) look at the size of his putter 2) oh dang, my shafts bent! 3) you really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4) after 18 holes I can barely walk 5) my hands are so sweaty I cant get a grip 6) lift your head and spread your legs 7) you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired 8) just turn your back and drop it 9) hold up. i've got to wash my balls 10)damn, I missed the hole again!
Submitted By: lilbrie

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I'm.... off to see the Wizard
the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
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1.3/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: kewlbabe626
Let Me BeI'm with the T.VBut you know what to do
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1.5/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: Katielax00
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| | GO | |
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1.5/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: rdsox359
I am watching MTV thats seems more interesting than chatting with you no offence IM me later or leave a message
  • Currently 2.19/5
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2.2/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: AstroGurl4U
Buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy...If you guessed that I'm watching Buffy, you're right.
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2.3/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Doodle
I'm federal agent jack bauer and today is the longest day of my life
  • Currently 2.31/5
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: kakryn
Takin a Squarepants break
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2.4/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: theamazinraisen
I'm watching Homer make an a$$ of himself, and Bart terrorizing Principal Skinner, Back in 30.
  • Currently 2.40/5
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2.4/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: big_homer5
Im Paying Homage to the TV god
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2.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Kane32666
Dont you touch that remote, or mouse for that matter, I will be back at the next commercial break.
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: SuGaRbAbI122289
Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented brb
  • Currently 2.45/5
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2.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober.
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: jpl355

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