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Message: Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music....
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If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV.
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2.7/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: cutebrunette
I am hypnotized by the TV......be back soon....But dont get your hopes up.
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: XxDaDyS BaBexX
I'm rotting infront of the tv.
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2.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: chickmagnet
I'm watching tv right now, one of the many ways to get away from you.
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2.8/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: parttimeangel148
Finding something better to do with my life
a.k.a watchin tv
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2.8/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: beware of crows
..Takin advantage of a little invention called the Television
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: xgdzdook1e
Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now. Leave a message.
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3.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: EPCuTiEPiE89
Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us...
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3.0/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: Sexybabe69
Don't you know what time it is? It's %t that means that my show is on ... now why would I waste my time online when I could be watching tv???
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3.1/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: babie girl o7
My eyes are glued to the tv. be back when I peel them off....
  • Currently 3.23/5
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3.2/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: scorpion82487
TV makes you lose brain cells no wonder why I'm getting F's .... bbl I'm watching TV.
  • Currently 3.19/5
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3.2/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: ilovec
The TV's watchin me
  • Currently 3.38/5
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3.4/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: Audrey



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