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I am watching MTV thats seems more interesting than chatting with you no offence IM me later or leave a message
  • Currently 2.19/5
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2.2/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: AstroGurl4U
Im watching T.V. because It's Better than Watching you say nothing.
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3.7/5 (318 votes)

Submitted by: Jordan Hanson
I'm watching Homer make an a$$ of himself, and Bart terrorizing Principal Skinner, Back in 30.
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2.4/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: big_homer5
Don't you know what time it is? It's %t that means that my show is on ... now why would I waste my time online when I could be watching tv???
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: babie girl o7
I'm federal agent jack bauer and today is the longest day of my life
  • Currently 2.31/5
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: kakryn
The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now
  • Currently 3.75/5
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3.8/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: sweet_chica21
If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV.
  • Currently 2.70/5
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2.7/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: cutebrunette
Buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy...If you guessed that I'm watching Buffy, you're right.
  • Currently 2.32/5
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2.3/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Doodle
TV makes you lose brain cells no wonder why I'm getting F's .... bbl I'm watching TV.
  • Currently 3.19/5
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3.2/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: ilovec
I'm rotting infront of the tv.
  • Currently 2.82/5
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2.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: chickmagnet
Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober.
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: jpl355
Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented brb
  • Currently 2.45/5
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2.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee



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