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Message: We were born the same day, We even think the same way, It couldn't be more right, We are what they call a perfect match It's something that you can't touch Down to the last bone, you're my baby But to be honest There's just one thing apart that is missing You don't seem to care at all
Submitted By: JessesJewel4

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I'm watching tv right now, one of the many ways to get away from you.
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2.8/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: parttimeangel148
I am hypnotized by the TV......be back soon....But dont get your hopes up.
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: XxDaDyS BaBexX
Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober.
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2.6/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: jpl355
Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented brb
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2.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
..Takin advantage of a little invention called the Television
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: xgdzdook1e
Dont you touch that remote, or mouse for that matter, I will be back at the next commercial break.
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: SuGaRbAbI122289
Im Paying Homage to the TV god
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2.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Kane32666
I'm rotting infront of the tv.
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2.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: chickmagnet
I'm.... off to see the Wizard
the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
  • Currently 1.32/5
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1.3/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: kewlbabe626
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1.5/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: rdsox359
If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV.
  • Currently 2.70/5
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2.7/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: cutebrunette
I'm watching Homer make an a$$ of himself, and Bart terrorizing Principal Skinner, Back in 30.
  • Currently 2.40/5
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2.4/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: big_homer5

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