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Category: Valentines
Message: What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Submitted By: Jumpball767

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Hey I am on the phone with my boyfriend who is obviously more important than you are! Just kidding! Leave me a message and I will IM ya back!!!!
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3.4/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: dassiy1991(short
Hey my number is ###-###-####
I can't tell you, who do you think I am
The Phone Book
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3.4/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: iceicebaby
Isnt it soo stupid how people stereotype people... its not like blondes are stupid or girls are always talking on the phone... with that said hold on k cuz I just tripped over my cordless... be right back
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3.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sno bunny 14 16
I'm on the phone, struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard...be back soon.
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3.3/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: TMightyRoofus
There is something attached to my ear...when I get off the phone i'll tell you what it was.
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3.3/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: xStarryxXxEyed
I'm calling someone who's number is written on the bathroom wall...brb.
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3.3/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: me
I'm getting the telephone. Hopefully it's not %n because they NEVER STOP TALKING! And besides why would they call me when BOTH OF US ARE ONLINE!?
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3.3/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: fadedstarx0
IM ON THE PHONE
(HEY I KNOW I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR HOURS BUT IM A GIRL, SO LIVE WITH IT!)
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3.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: dolphinchick
Im talkin on the phone
please leave me alone
If you wanna talk too
call me, and we'll see what happens with me and you
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3.3/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: silkhoebunny
I'm on the phone right now! Ill be back when I'm done talking which will be.....NEVER!
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3.3/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: xOiLoVeLaXqTxO
I'm on the phone talking to...wait why do you care. I'll be back when I'm done alright!?!?
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3.2/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ducks
I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN!
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3.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: oreoclara92



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