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Category: Summer
Message: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem - It's Summertime
Submitted By: lxdawg

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Have you ever called someone trying to get the machine. You call them to leave a message and they pick up and you're like, "Hey I was just gonna leave you a message about the way the tag on my underwear is always itching me, but it appears that you're actually there, so..." and you end up having a 30 minute conversation with this person you didn't really want to talk to.
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3.1/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: RuminatingCows
I'm on the phone right now talkin to my bf who will prolly be my ex in a few minutes....so IM me and maybe you can be the next lucky boy!
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: lovbug328
On the phone because its better than talking to you.
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3.1/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: cruelone162002
Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now...
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: ~!*Cute LiL Angel*!~
My ears are ringing...no wait! that's the phone!!!
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3.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: *star*babi*
Even though you love me and I love you, i'm talking on the phone so too bad for you.
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3.1/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: hello
Some guy is on the phone who doesn't use AIM so I have to get my fat butt up to go get it and talk to them.
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3.0/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out!
BBL, talkin on the phone
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3.0/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: SoFtBaLL
Me :i leave ye with a riddle, I come in all different colors, im hard to the touch, I am a fone, what am i?
You: A Phone?
Me: ye know too much! - Little Britain
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3.0/5 (15 votes)

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Ring, ring, ring.
(person 1) "YO, SOMEBODY GET THE PHONE."
(persone 2) "WHY CAN"T YOU?"
(persone 1) "BECAUSE IM ON THE PHONE."
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3.0/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: x RedSoxChiq x
I'm on the phone...It could either be a quickie one, or a long one depending "who's" the one....
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2.9/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: SuperFreddyD
Hey %n. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: hockeychic8290



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