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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Have you ever called someone trying to get the machine. You call them to leave a message and they pick up and you're like, "Hey I was just gonna leave you a message about the way the tag on my underwear is always itching me, but it appears that you're actually there, so..." and you end up having a 30 minute conversation with this person you didn't really want to talk to.
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3.1/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: RuminatingCows
I'm on the phone right now talkin to my bf who will prolly be my ex in a few minutes....so IM me and maybe you can be the next lucky boy!
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: lovbug328
On the phone because its better than talking to you.
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3.1/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: cruelone162002
Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now...
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: ~!*Cute LiL Angel*!~
My ears are ringing...no wait! that's the phone!!!
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3.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: *star*babi*
Even though you love me and I love you, i'm talking on the phone so too bad for you.
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3.1/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: hello
Some guy is on the phone who doesn't use AIM so I have to get my fat butt up to go get it and talk to them.
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3.0/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out!
BBL, talkin on the phone
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3.0/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: SoFtBaLL
Me :i leave ye with a riddle, I come in all different colors, im hard to the touch, I am a fone, what am i?
You: A Phone?
Me: ye know too much! - Little Britain
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3.0/5 (15 votes)

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Ring, ring, ring.
(person 1) "YO, SOMEBODY GET THE PHONE."
(persone 2) "WHY CAN"T YOU?"
(persone 1) "BECAUSE IM ON THE PHONE."
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3.0/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: x RedSoxChiq x
I'm on the phone...It could either be a quickie one, or a long one depending "who's" the one....
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2.9/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: SuperFreddyD
Hey %n. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: hockeychic8290



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