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Message: I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals. BRB
Submitted By: Sara

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Hey mom! I hear SLEIGHH BELLS! mom: REALLY?! It's summer though..I though Santa just came on December 25th..me: Oh JK mom..that's the phone..bbl on the phone with someone else who has a life along with me..
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SnickerRDoodlesS
"then the phone rings, I hear you, and the darkness is a clear view" ~Ashlee Simpson The phone just went a ringin, so I guess ill answer it and see who it is. brb
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1.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: taryn
Are those sleigh bells? OMG! YEAH THEY ARE! Oh wait..that's the phone..bbl.talking to someone whose got a life along with moi!
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1.5/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: snickerrdoodles
The telephone is ringing, I guess I should pick it up. It's probly just gonna be another annoying telemarketer though...
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1.8/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: Katie
Ring ring ring I hear the sound of my telephone ring ring ring I should prolly go get the phone it might be someone important ring ring ring...I'll get there as fast as I can so bbs....
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2.1/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: lil65brat
Call the cellifone!
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2.2/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: carebearluvr108
Shut-up I am talking on the phone! You are so rude! I am giving ya the privalge of leaving a message however.
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2.4/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: royalpain02
Hey guys. Im on the phone with my lover, no just playin, its just (name of persone your on the phone with)!!
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: redhedhottie
I'm talking to your parents, they told me to tell you to get off the phone, they're trying to call you!!!
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2.5/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Jacob647
Hey %n, I actually have real friends to talk to on the phone instead of virtual friends like you.
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2.5/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: CuTeNiCoLeThAnG
When I get untangled from the phone wire, I'll get back to you!
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2.6/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: pepsiblu8
I'm on the phone with your x-boy. Be back after we stop fighting about who is going to hang up first.
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: HI

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