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Category: Romance
Message: One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
Submitted By: brberto101

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IM ON THE PHONE
(HEY I KNOW I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR HOURS BUT IM A GIRL, SO LIVE WITH IT!)
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3.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: dolphinchick
Hey I am on the phone with my boyfriend who is obviously more important than you are! Just kidding! Leave me a message and I will IM ya back!!!!
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3.4/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: dassiy1991(short
I'm on the phone with your x-boy. Be back after we stop fighting about who is going to hang up first.
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: HI
Hey my number is ###-###-####
I can't tell you, who do you think I am
The Phone Book
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3.4/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: iceicebaby
OMG! I just found out that guys think that girls talk on the phone way too much. That is soooo not true. That is a big sexist comment! Now shut up I'm on the phone...
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3.8/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: jaw2402
I'm on the phone talking about YOU!
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3.7/5 (100 votes)

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Hey guys. Im on the phone with my lover, no just playin, its just (name of persone your on the phone with)!!
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: redhedhottie
Hey mom! I hear SLEIGHH BELLS! mom: REALLY?! It's summer though..I though Santa just came on December 25th..me: Oh JK mom..that's the phone..bbl on the phone with someone else who has a life along with me..
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SnickerRDoodlesS
Are those sleigh bells? OMG! YEAH THEY ARE! Oh wait..that's the phone..bbl.talking to someone whose got a life along with moi!
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1.5/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: snickerrdoodles
Im talkin on the phone
please leave me alone
If you wanna talk too
call me, and we'll see what happens with me and you
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3.3/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: silkhoebunny
Isnt it soo stupid how people stereotype people... its not like blondes are stupid or girls are always talking on the phone... with that said hold on k cuz I just tripped over my cordless... be right back
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3.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sno bunny 14 16
I am tangeled up in my phone cord. Wait I have a cordless phone. Be back later.
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3.7/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: iloveyou55

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