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Category: Religious
Message: 2+2=God
God is the answer to everything.
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Hey my number is ###-###-####
I can't tell you, who do you think I am
The Phone Book
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3.4/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: iceicebaby
Hey, I'm on the phone right now. If you really want me on the computer, then buy me a CORDLESS phone...Be back when I am done!!!!
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

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I'd rather say words than type them...I'm on the phone, bbl
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2.9/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: ~*~me~*~
I'm talking to your parents, they told me to tell you to get off the phone, they're trying to call you!!!
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2.5/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Jacob647
I'm on the phone if you really need to talk, talk to yourself because when I get back, talking to yourself will be better the talkin to me.
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2.8/5 (65 votes)

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Some guy is on the phone who doesn't use AIM so I have to get my fat butt up to go get it and talk to them.
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3.0/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
Isnt it soo stupid how people stereotype people... its not like blondes are stupid or girls are always talking on the phone... with that said hold on k cuz I just tripped over my cordless... be right back
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3.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sno bunny 14 16
Nature Called...You can too if it's important.
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2.7/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: LuLuBoBetty
Hey %n. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school.
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: hockeychic8290
I am talkin on the phone right now and I can't talk and type at the same time...i am not that gifted!
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3.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Vanillacoke1792
On the phone because its better than talking to you.
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3.1/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: cruelone162002
Shut-up I am talking on the phone! You are so rude! I am giving ya the privalge of leaving a message however.
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2.4/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: royalpain02



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