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Category: Food
Message: The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
Submitted By: SoccerStar812000

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If your nice you can call me sweety..
if your sweet you can call me honey..
if your hot you better call me!
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4.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: honey123
Have you ever called someone trying to get the machine. You call them to leave a message and they pick up and you're like, "Hey I was just gonna leave you a message about the way the tag on my underwear is always itching me, but it appears that you're actually there, so..." and you end up having a 30 minute conversation with this person you didn't really want to talk to.
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3.1/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: RuminatingCows
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out!
BBL, talkin on the phone
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3.0/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: SoFtBaLL
I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN!
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3.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: oreoclara92
Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now...
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: ~!*Cute LiL Angel*!~
I'm calling someone who's number is written on the bathroom wall...brb.
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3.3/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: me
Doo,doo, doo! The Screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again.
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3.4/5 (277 votes)

Submitted by: ange4e
Sorry, I'm on the phone because I obviously have a life.
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3.5/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: Wshottie19
Oh thats funny! I just got off the phone with this loser who had the same screen name as you!
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3.5/5 (494 votes)

Submitted by: ilove******0895
Sorry I trpiped over a cordless phone be back when I'm untangled!!!
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3.6/5 (813 votes)

Submitted by: gurty240

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